PUCKERED ARSEHOLE

I FEEL LIKE I AM LOOKING AT A
A PUCKERED ARSEHOLE

 

 

DONUT EATING BITCHES

 

Written by Cat

&

Bex

&

Guest star friend from the USA

Ree-Ree

 

Cat: The ugly puckered up butthole face of the gym junkie. They think that because they work out 3 hours a day 6 days a week that it somehow is going to make people forget how ugly they are. Guess what dick noses – it doesn’t. I am calling out every single one of you fucktards that thinks just because you work out that you are better than the rest of us. You don’t fool anyone with your fake big lunches and your fake smiles. We hear you throwing up and are onto your bullshit Facebook pictures of your 80000 calorie lunches that you don’t digest properly because its bler bler bler – down the dunny and flushed. What say you Bex?

 

Bex: Who the fuck can be bothered with that shit. I used to go to the gym, biggest waste of time and money ever. The only exercise I enjoy is walking down to my local KFC and chowing down on a three piece feed. “Finger licking good”. Remember when we bought a dozen Krispy Kremes and demolished them?  They were soooo good! Also there is no way I’d waste good food by yacking it up, I let my food go the proper route. And if I get fat in the process then so be it, none of anyone’s fucking business.

 

Cat: I do remember those Krispy Kremes and they were delish. Please – these gym junkies think that they will find their soul mates running on a treadmill next to them. Seriously – lack of eating food makes people hallucinate and live in a fantasy world. That’s a tragedy worse than stuffing your face with donuts.

 

 

Ree-Ree: Yeah don’t judge cause I don’t have the body of a so called “bad bitch”. Cause half of these fucktards be tip drills. Definition of a tip drill; It must be your ass cause it ain’t your face. Now let me finish eating this glazed donut and be sexy.